Stumbleupon has got to be the best thing to happen to the internet in the last 10 years. There is finally a way to find all of those interesting webpages that are buried deep in subfolders of folders upon folders of shitty websites. I must spend 2-3 hours a day just stumbling around. It’s a great way to waste a lot of time at work (or wherever else).
Recently, while stumbling I have started noticing the new banner ad for fling.com. Normally, I don’t really notice banner ads. Sure, they are now part of the fabric of the internet, but to me they are just another tree for a scene that is set in a forest. But the one for fling is just obnoxious. Here is my Hello Kittyized version. Upon looking at that banner, can you imagine stumbling upon a website where it is plastered right at the top? Now imagine doing that at work. Now imagine you are showing how cool Stumbleupon is to your mother and father. Like I really need more shit to happen in my life that will leave me totally mortified. Maybe I can give a demonstration of the beauty of Stumbleupon to my grandparents and friends using the big screen projector at their church. That would totally seal the deal and ensure that I am permanently left out of the will.
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Consider yourself warned. Stumbleupon is the best thing ever, but don’t forget the Spider-man mantra.
With great power comes great responsibility…and the possibility of boobs and beaver shots.
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