Lame Ass Celebrity of the Week 8/31

Celebrities decided to stay under my radar this week, so I am going to have to inflict my wrath on not one, but two different athletes. Both of them have been in the news this week for being incredibly stupid. So without further ado, I present this week’s Lame Ass Celebrities of the Week
Fresh off [...]

Lame Ass Celebrity of the Week 8/24— Follow-up

Cage Filmed Through Military Coup
27 August 2008 5:07 AM, PDT
Nicolas Cage feared for his safety while shooting new movie Bangkok Dangerous after the Thai military suddenly overthrew the government. (translation: was within 100 miles of a TV station that reported the coup)

The actor, 44 (On a good botox day), was in Thailand in 2006 filming [...]

Lame Ass Celebrity of the Week – 8/24

The Lame Ass Celebrity of the Week this week is none other
than Nicolas Cage.
Why? You might ask.
The question should, “be why not?”. Has this guy been in a movie in the last 5 years that wasn’t a complete turd? Any of you that just thought to yourself, “but what about National Treasure?”, need to stop [...]

Beware When Stumbling(upon) at Work or Your Mom’s House

Stumbleupon has got to be the best thing to happen to the internet in the last 10 years. There is finally a way to find all of those interesting webpages that are buried deep in subfolders of folders upon folders of shitty websites. I must spend 2-3 hours a day just stumbling around. It’s a [...]

Were There No Other Old School Rappers Left to Make TV Shows?

I recently discussed some of my all-time favorite music videos that have appeared on MTV and VH1. This got me feeling nostalgic for the days when I used to spend an entire weekend watching The Real World, 120 Minutes, and Singled Out. So, I flipped over to MTV and I was greeted with a mini-marathon [...]

MTV, You Dirty, Dirty Whore

I can vaguely remember when it didn’t matter what time of day you turned on MTV, you’d see music videos. Similar to pop radio, you could count on seeing a hot video every hour on the hour. Now, it seems like the only time I see music videos on MTV or VH1 is when I [...]

Olympic Spirit – Get Your Gasmask!

I place my lack of productivity this week on the fact that the Olympics have been on. I find myself staying up until 3 or 4 in the morning watching the evening’s events. Lucky for me, I have the week off. I could go on and on about how the Olympics have caused me to [...]

Jealous of Jonas….? Yeah right.

I’m not sure what pisses me off more, when mediocre gimmick bands hit it big or when bands blatantly ripoff other bands schtick.
The Jonas Brothers suck harder than a black hole in the Hoover factory. They really do. And they are completely plug and play. Meaning, you could easily unplug one of them and pluck [...]